This is for whoever it was that said they believed in every word of the Bible (I think it was ericthecableguy, but I can't be sure). I don't mean to insult your beliefs, and please forgive me if it seems like I'm doing that, but I have found some Bible verses I find to be hilarious, and I want to know what you think about them.

Leviticus 12:2-5
Leviticus 19:27-28
Deuteronomy 14:3-6
Deuteronomy 21:18-21
Deuteronomy 22:5
Deuteronomy 23:1

And my personal favourite:
Deuteronomy 25:5-10

I'm really not trying to piss anyone off here, I just found all of these to be utterly strange and ridiculous.