So, I changed my speech, here is the final one, I give it tomorrow:

Hello my fellow freshmen. My name is Inney Prakash. I know you’re missing your tutorial time and you are kind of annoyed so I’m going to go ahead and try to make this as quick and as painless as possible. To clear up any rumors currently circulating the school about me- I am freakin-sweet. I want nothing more in life than to be your class president. Honestly, I really would be unbelievably and unaccountably joyous if I won this election. Let me start out by telling you a little about myself. Like most people, I enjoy doing things. Some of the things I enjoy doing are playing guitar, making short videos, and running for class president. I’m an easy going guy and I don’t fear anything. Except maybe bees and typewriters. Let’s get down to my qualifications. I am a natural good leader, and I volunteer when I can. Now as for my policies, after asking around it seems that the #1 thing YOU want changed, which I highly agree with, are mp3 players. I also feel that mp3 players should be allowed in this high school, and if elected I will immediately try my hardest to lift the atrocious debacle, that is the ban on mp3 players. In addition, if there is anything else that you want, all you have to do is let me know. After all, I would owe my presidency to you and make it my job to help you get what you want. Now, there is some part in each one of you that wants me to win, even if you don’t think so. You subconsciously want the underdog to win, and lets face it, you don’t get much more underdog than me. I really sincerely want to do your president, and I think I’d do a freakin sweet job. In the words of Stephen Colbert, “Sometimes it takes a crazy person to see the truth, if so, I’m a freakin-psycho!” Vote Inney Prakash for your freshman class president! I’d vote for you.