- you accidentally say "I'm gonna go do a letter on the typewriter"
- you realize you haven't gotten a hard on in over a week
- you stand at the toilet for 10 minutes trying to pee
- you get up 5 times a night to take a leak
- you realize George Clooney is younger than you
- you go to Kentucky Fried Chicken for the first time in 10 years... order the three piece dinner and they don't know what you're talking about
"you know... the one that comes with the little piece of bread!!!"
- McDonalds hamburgers are smaller, have less meat and hardly any special sauce like they used to
- you go looking for a two dollar bill in your wallet
- you actually call an 18 girl a 'kid'.
- you get your haircut and tell the girl to trim it just below the ears... until you realize your hair hasn't been below the ears in 10 years
- you think a teenage girl is flirting with you until you realize she works in a store and she's just doing her job
- you go to the gas station and ask for 'unleaded' by accident