Originally Posted by: schmangeI was thinking of getting a tattoo on my anus so I'd have better aim on the toilet.

You won"t believe this, but I have this friend who is, uhm, how should I put it mildly and cultural??!! Eh, Crazy as a bucket. Insane. To put it mildly...
He has a bunch of tattoos.. Scorpio on hisc neck, on one of his shoulders there is a writting that says **** the pain, on the other one hexenmeister (that is german for uhm, how do you guys say it?? a male witch?) and so on. He says he is now considering getting one just above his a** that would say: Entrance forbidden. In german, he is better in german. LMAO! Not bad, heh?