j/k. You've got to admire the honesty I guess, maybe more people should just come out and say that in conversation. I can just imagine: "Wow mr Dalai Llama, I never realised how much you suck", or "gee God, have you, like, been on drugs or something, cause what the hell were you thinking?"
"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, it's just not that widely reported".