>Doesn't Really Understand Music<
Whats Black Blue and lying in a ditch?
>A drummer who told too many guitarist jokes!<
Right before a Gig, the lead singer goes backstage and see the Guitarist and the Bassist fighting with each other. The Singer pulls them apart, calms every one down and asks "Why are you too fighting?"
The bassist replies "The guitarist detuned one of my strings!"
Singer: "So? just tuned back up"
Bassist: "The Bastard won't tell me which string!"