What do you call the smartest drummer in the world?

>Mildly retarded.<

What are the three most difficult years in a bass player's life?

>Second grade.<

What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?

>Drool.<

How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

>One. Five. One. Five.<

What's the difference between a Bassist and a rhino that's just eaten a tin of baked beans?

>One's a huge useless thing that makes a deep farting noise and the other is a rhino.<

A man gives his son an electric bass for his 15th birthday, along with a coupon for four bass lessons. When the son returns from his first lesson, the father asks, "So, what did you learn?"
"Well, I learned the first five notes on the E string." Next week, after the second lesson, the father again asks about the progress, and the son replies, "This time I learned the first five notes on the A string." One week later, the son comes home far later than expected, smelling of cigarettes and beer. So the father asks: "Hey, what happened in today's lesson?" "Dad, I'm sorry I couldn't make it to my lesson; I had a gig!"



Ah. Take that, rhythm section.