> A: You don't. She can't find the key and doesn't know where to come in. <
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Q: What's the definition of a polite southern gentleman?
> A: Someone who knows how to play the banjo, but won't. <
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There's a scientist researching something in deepest, darkest Africa. He's been accepted by the native tribe he's studying and every night he talks to the chief about things. One night he asks him, "Chief, every day and night that I've been here I can hear drums in the distance. They never stop. What does it mean? Is there a war somewhere?" The chief replies, "Drums good! Not war. When drums stop--very bad!" The scientist presses him for more details, "What happens when the drums stop, Chief?" But the chief is so upset by his question that he can't get an answer. This makes him a bit nervous, but he lets it go.
After living with them for two weeks the drums have still been going constantly and he still doesn't know what it means or what bad thing happens when they stop. So one night he goes back to the chief determined to get an answer. He just sits down to ask when all of a sudden there's silence. The drums have stopped! He looks at the chief and his face is a mask of horror. The scientist is totally freaked out and he demands, "What now, Chief? What's happening?!" The chief swallows and looks at him, face pale. "Oh, no," he moans, "This very bad! When drums stop, then bass solo starts!"