Originally Posted by: earthman buckI'm pretty sure I posted these in some other joke thread, but I think they warrant a comeback.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

>None, they prefer to cry in the dark.<

How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

>Twenty; one to screw it in and 19 to tell him what a sellout he is.<

It's funny because it's true.