Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanRed food colouring? :confused: I was out to lunch that day...

Red food coloring and a Mars bar is the cure for anything. This one time I was asked to conjure up a demon from the spirit world Alakamucajina. So, I go grab a mars bar and some red food coloring... eat half the mars bar... feed the other half to my lil' buddy (the squirel)... poured 1/4 teaspoon of the red food coloring into the toilet... took a dump in the same toilet because the mars bar upset my stomach.... tried to flush the toilet, but the beast just was not going down... So, I called my friend into the bathroom, to show him this amazingly huge... uhm.. you get the picture... Anyway, he comes in there (he's the one who asked me to conjure up the demon from the spirit world Alakimonodragon) and starts freaking out screaming, after looking in the toilet, "OMG you really were able to conjure up a demon from the spirit world Alakubimpkatoto!!!" :eek: