1)Decide that after all you will accompany your family to your aunt/uncles anniversery for the sole reason that it will be your first chance to drive on superseries highways.
This ones really important!
2)Ignore the check engine light that illuminates as you pull out of your driveway for a two hour trip.
3)Have a good time at the party (Open bar minus an I.D. check ;) )
4)Just chill on the way home in the front seat as your dad drives home. This step occurs at about 1:00 am.
5)Roughly 15 minutes after you have gotton on the 401, realize that your check battery light has also illuminated.
6)As you continue also notice that your battery charge has sunk from 14 amps to 9 and sinking.
7)Get the hell off the highway and take an unfarmiliar backway.
8)As you get back into a familiar city, realize that in the middle of an intersection, you have begun to lose your fuel injection and pump like hell on the pedal to get out, and roll into a Canadian Tire parking lot and watch your car die as you pull into the space.
9)It will now be roughly 3:00 am and your cell phone is definately dead. Your whole family has no choice but to sleep in your van in the parking lot over night.
10)Wake up when CT opens and get put on a two hour waiting list to get service.
11)You need a new alternator. Not too bad. Too bad is that the guy sitting next to you in the waiting room just got the last alternator, and the CT staff has to drive to another CT in another city to get one.
12)Go through the motions of the rest of the day, and pull into your driveway at 2:38 pm, 12 hours after expected time Sunday afternoon.
Originally Posted by: jeffhxWoot
/true story
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
