Originally Posted by: magicninjaFind all the car keys and make sure to tell everyone to lock thier doors except you leave one locked. You leave one of yours unlocked. Find a recording of bear sounds on the net you can put to cd. Get a cordless cd player. Get a friend to hide a bear suit in the woods. Say " I gotta piss have said friend have to piss at the same time. Both go into woods. push play on bear sound cd full volume. Run out screaming the ****er got him!!! Run to your car and lock the door. Nobody will be able to find thier keys and they'll cry. They'll hate you forever.

thats awesome! except I've never heard of a cd player with a cord. inless its a sterio. but itll be hard finding a bear suit. and itll be funny if the bear sounds bring real bears over there. or if some brave dude runs out there with a gun and shoots the stuffed bear. but thats a smart plan.