I've had a site hosted by geocities for many years now, and years ago a signed up for a free guestbook at guestbookdepot. That was before it was overrun by spammers. Here are some of the most ridiculous ones:

Name: John
Home Page:
Date: Thu Oct 27 17:42:37 2005
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Comments:

I was impressed with your site since this theme is very close and important for me. Do not stop and continue! You know, I even have written to myself to the future letter with a reminder on your site (http://www.LetterInFuture.net). I hope, in 30 years I shall be again the visitor of your site. Up to a meeting!

This one takes the cake:

Name: Alan
Home Page: Global-Picture.net
Date: Thu Oct 20 17:29:17 2005
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Comments:

This is the first website that allows people from around the world to participle in creation of the master-piece. Any person can be a painter, but, the most important thing is that any person can be the author of the painting created by the people from the world. It is unusual painting. It displays those objects that to associate with status of internal and external a condition of soul of any person, that is talking about aspirations and desires of people. Someone lives as a rabbit from Playboys, someone smiles always, someone wants to immortalize a name of corporation and firm or First name and Last name and other. All people have different ideas. After that is as Century or Millenium will passed and through this painting, next generations of people will know how you and me and other persons spend a time and life, what we have a aspirations in the life. May be someone will brag that his ancestor is made an inscriptions or figure on the picture. Just try to look in future!


This is my website by the way:

http://www.geocities.com/thejuju2000