Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsOk, so I'll give you Helloween's got the hokiest lyrics, but aesthetically Manowar has them beat.

Oh God, yes, I agree with that. Helloween's songs are by far the cheesiest, but Manowar is, for me, tied with Hammerfall and Rhapsody for cheesiest appearance...mostly with Hammerfall.