I live in a small town... about 8,000 people... and us high schoolers have to keep ourselves amused somehow. So a big group of us baseball players decided to have a city wide water gun, grenade, balloon fight... It was puyre chaos... You would be sititng in the drive up at McDonalds and out of no where you would be swarmed by 10 guys that would drench you with a waterfall of various water weapons... but it was fun... it was all fun and games until one night... We were all cruising around town... there were five of us in my car... I was driving. We all had our huge Super Soakers and a bucket full of water balloons... We couldn't find our intended targets because they supposedly were hiding out somewhere getting ready for a huge attack on us... we were planning the same... So to kill some time we were going to drive around and toss some balloons at some innocent bystanders... close friends, but people that weren't playing the "game". So, as we're driving down Main St. I see out of the corner of my eye a group of people parked in a municipal parking lot... So my passengers unleash the fury that was our water balloons upon them... it was a tsudo "drive by"... my best frien lobbed 2 of them the landed directly in a guys GEO Tracker... which had the top off of it... As we turned around and went down a back alley to sneak up on them to get them with the Super Soakers... we noticed the guy wasn't too happy...... and rightfully so... He approaches our car... and the three guys in the back seat all have their guns drawn and ready... he stops about 10 feet from our car yelling various swear words... and then realizes that we all have water guns pointed right at him... he then says "You better put those Super Soakers down... If you spray me with those I'm going to rip your heads off and p*** down your throats!" The five of us are all bigger than this guy... so none of us feel any fear of him whatsoever... He's not a small guys himself... but the four other guys I was with are all Division 1 College athletes now... 2 are football players one is a thrower in track and field... and the other a baseball player with me... so I felt pretty safe... So we're standing there with these guns pointed at him... none of us saying a word... He's still yelling random insults at us... then... out of no where... almost like it was orchestrated... we unleashed one big sychronized stream of water on him! he gets sooooooaked! He gets pretty steamed of course so he runs up to the car... as I peel out he punches my friend through the back window while he's running along side my car... He then grabs my friend and tries to pull him out... The guy he tried to pull out of the back window of my car is about 6' 4" 240 lbs... it's not going to happen... Then the guy realizes that I'm still speading up... so instead of letting go of my friend he grabs onto my friends shirt... At the time I have no clue what's happening I'm just driving as fast as I can... Next thing I know the I'm dragging the guy down the road at about 40 mph... yelling "STOP STOP STOP" so I do.... and he rolls for about 20 feet or so... then he gets up and starts yelling at me like it was my fault that he hung onto a car that was speeding up to 40 mph... So I just take off.... With the thought that he's probably going to call the cops we drive around for quite a awhile... for about an hour or so... we didn't see a single cop car so we figured it would be okay to go back to my friends house... when we pull into his house a cop pulls in right behind us.... and what do you know... it's the one cop that hates everyone.... So we're pretty scared at this point and ready to go to jail... As we get out of the car... with our numerous Super Soakers and side arm mini Super Soakers and our two 5 gallon buckets of water balloons...we look like some kind of small water army.... all dressed in black from a previous covert operation.... he gets out of his car... and we're pretty much in ready to get the cuffs put on us... he asks us what we're doig and tells us that the kid called the cops on us and then said.... "Sounds like you guys sure got him good!! Let's just be more careful... and try not to drag anybody behind your car in the near future" hahaha... he got in his car and left... We all stood outside for about 5 minutes absolutely speechless wondering what just happened... then we got ambushed by 10 guys... and the war continued...
Longest story ever... sorry. haha