When I was about 18 I stood totally naked in my front window watching my georgious neighbor, across the street, shovel snow in the driveway.
Next thing I know she turns around and waves at me.
I ran out of site and freaked out cause I thought she was gonna call the cops on me.
I think back on it now and I'm thinking 'wait a second..... she waved at me... I coulda got laid... duhhhhh'