This sounds like an entertaining thread....

I've got a few:

*Almost cut the tip of off a finger with hedge trimmers. I was switching hands with the trimmer and caught my finger in it....cut through the finger nail at an angle and cut the tip of the bone off. I think it took around 15 stiches, can't remember exactly..Luckily it was on my picking hand instead of my fretting hand as I don't have any feeling in the tip of that finger anymore.

*Took Tequila to spanish foods day in high school...and got caught.

*Tried to seperate 2 50 lb. dogs that were fighting....another 10 or so stiches in my hand.

*Sold my Harley that was paid for....... :(