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# 1
That reminds me of my "What did one fat lady say to the other fat lady" joke.
For those that might not've seen it or forgot I'll go ahead and keep with the tradition and white text the answer below.
I don't know because they're both so fat.
For those that might not've seen it or forgot I'll go ahead and keep with the tradition and white text the answer below.
I don't know because they're both so fat.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 2
lol i have no idea but itd better be a good one lol
oh forgot abt the white text thingy lol
oh forgot abt the white text thingy lol
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# 3
what did my 5 fingers say to your face?
SLaP
... now go do it to somebody
SLaP
... now go do it to somebody
Originally Posted by: schmangeugly fat chicks
# 4
Hey, you wanna hear three blonde jokes?
Listen to Hanson! *cue drums*
PS: No offence intended towards blondes or Hanson fans - well, maybe Hanson fans
Listen to Hanson! *cue drums*
PS: No offence intended towards blondes or Hanson fans - well, maybe Hanson fans
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
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# 6
Originally Posted by: jeffhx
LMFAO! :D
That said, better delete it before a moderator sees it, dude.
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
# 7
heyyy...who got rid of my picture of the she-male...???
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# 8
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsThat reminds me of my "What did one fat lady say to the other fat lady" joke.
For those that might not've seen it or forgot I'll go ahead and keep with the tradition and white text the answer below.
I don't know because they're both so fat.
That joke made me crap my pants.
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
# 9
They're planning on making a new excorcist......this time a mom is hiring the devil to get a priest out of her son.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"
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# 10
lol... man... stupid jokes are the best...the level of meaningless logic is just sweet...
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# 11
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a chicken egg?
What the hell am I supposed to say? I'm pulling this out of my ass as we speak. I've got nothing.
What the hell am I supposed to say? I'm pulling this out of my ass as we speak. I've got nothing.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 12
What has three feet and no toes?
A yardstick....
A yardstick....
When it comes down to it, our guitar's will always be there for us. :rolleyes:
# 13
what do u call a bloke with one nut?
mis-sing
what do u call a bloke with two nuts?
balan-cing
what do u call a blke with three nuts?
ama-zing!!
(modified version of joke due to other issues)
mis-sing
what do u call a bloke with two nuts?
balan-cing
what do u call a blke with three nuts?
ama-zing!!
(modified version of joke due to other issues)
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# 14
That joke seems to depend on non-American slang.
"If one has realized a truth, that truth is valueless so long as there is lacking the indomitable will to turn this realization into action!"
-A.H.
-A.H.
# 15
How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None - they like to be left in the dark.
None - they like to be left in the dark.
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
# 16
How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
20. One to screw it in and the other 19 to tell him what a sellout he is.
20. One to screw it in and the other 19 to tell him what a sellout he is.
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# 19
Originally Posted by: earthman buck
Ouch!
*sniff* please don't kill me...
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
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