So I got a job. It's just a weekend job. It's at a turkey farm. Apparently I just gotta collect eggs and clean them. Sounds pretty easy, and it's $8 an hour, which is just a shred above minimum wage. I start this Saturday. At 5:30. Yeah, that's right. 5:30. Not "wake up at 5:30, be here for 6." More like "be working by the time 5:30 rolls around."

Yeah.