You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
I am such an a-hole...
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I thought you had a no chicks rule... :p
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Originally Posted by: stacknyI have a no fat chicks, no ugly chicks, and no fat and ugly chicks rule personally. But to each his own.
You don't get many chicks then, do you. :p
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Originally Posted by: PRSplayaYou don't get many chicks then, do you. :p
Haha. Burn. On all women.
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Originally Posted by: earthman buckHaha. Burn. On all women.
I think you misunderstood. That was not a burn to women at all. Only to our good friend Stack ;)
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Originally Posted by: stacknyNope, I dont get many chicks....Hahahahaha.
Hey, at least you're honest. :rolleyes:
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I think you should say nothing unless she asks you about it, and then be honest, tell her you thought hers was better...and yes dude, flirt a lil...I find you get a lot further with everything if you are sort of flirty with all girls...I mean, what harm can possibly come from being nice...and who doesnt like it when people are nice to them...
people in general should be more nice...that, and she may tell her friend how nice you were about the whole thing...then not only are you a nice guy, but since you yourself didnt show her (the friend I mean) how nice you are, you are modest as well...
no, seriously tho...I think everyone should just be nice...and listen to other people...I mean,a while ago I saw lots of people on a Monday morning, as I usually do on Mondays, and I asked how their weekends were, and what they did...but I couldnt have told you what a single person did over the weekend...since then I have started a whole be nice...and listen approach...I'm gonna change the world
people in general should be more nice...that, and she may tell her friend how nice you were about the whole thing...then not only are you a nice guy, but since you yourself didnt show her (the friend I mean) how nice you are, you are modest as well...
no, seriously tho...I think everyone should just be nice...and listen to other people...I mean,a while ago I saw lots of people on a Monday morning, as I usually do on Mondays, and I asked how their weekends were, and what they did...but I couldnt have told you what a single person did over the weekend...since then I have started a whole be nice...and listen approach...I'm gonna change the world
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Originally Posted by: jiujitsu_jesusShe'd probably use the opportunity to stab me or strangle me.
Anyway, what do you think I should say to her if she gives me a hard time over the speech?
Hmmm...well a girl was giving me a hard time yesterday cause I took the front seat in my friends car after she called shotgun (I called it first though), so being the problem solver I am, here was my proposal. "Well....you could sit in the middle and blow me." :D
Maybe you could apply my kind of problem solving logic in you reveryday life Jiujitsu. :D
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Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
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Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
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Originally Posted by: stacknyI have a no fat chicks, no ugly chicks, and no fat and ugly chicks rule personally. But to each his own.
Well, yeah. But ugly and fat to me are the same thing.
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Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonWell, yeah. But ugly and fat to me are the same thing.
Well Idk about the same thing, but they kinda go hand and hand.
Dont shoot yourself in the head.
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yeah....let it go. So what if you beat her? Just because you think you did crappy doesn't mean you did. You are your own worst critic.
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Okay, this girl is not a happy camper... she caught my eye in the study hall today, glared at me, and said, "Ben, you make me sick!" Not a good sign...
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
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Originally Posted by: jiujitsu_jesusOkay, this girl is not a happy camper... she caught my eye in the study hall today, glared at me, and said, "Ben, you make me sick!" Not a good sign...
Why do you care? Doesn't sound like the kind of person I would like to be friends with.
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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Originally Posted by: acapella rapemeWhy do you care? Doesn't sound like the kind of person I would like to be friends with.
That's the confusing thing. She seems like a really nice person - except when we have class together...
Anyway, I'll just let it blow over. Thanks very much for all the advice, everone, it was much appreciated. Feel free to go back to the innuendo and stuff now. :D
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
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Um...I'll blow over...your....mom. YEAH!
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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Originally Posted by: acapella rapemeUm...I'll blow over...your....mom. YEAH!
BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....I can feel a crack about my mom coming on...
Dont shoot yourself in the head.
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Originally Posted by: acapella rapemeUm...I'll blow over...your....mom. YEAH!
My mother is dead.
SUCKER!! ;-)
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
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Originally Posted by: stacknyBOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....I can feel a crack about my mom coming on...
Your MOM'S crack!!!
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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