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03/19/2006 6:58 pm
Have any of you folks ever read a short story called "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" by Harlan Ellison? I read it last night, and it scared the crap out of me. It was quite possibly the best short story I've ever read in my life.

Here's a link to it. I suggest printing it out, then reading it. Somehow I think it would be less interesting when read right off the computer screen.
I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

If you can find a link to your favourite short story, put it on this thread. It'll be a good way to kill boredom.
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03/19/2006 7:08 pm
I've only read about half of it so far - I might read the rest this afternoon - but yeah, it's already scaring the hell out of me! Very Blade Runner :cool:.
It's hard for me to pick a favourite short story...I'll have to think about it...
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03/20/2006 4:32 pm
What, that's it?! Just Jiujitsu read the story?! I refuse to let this thread die.
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03/20/2006 5:41 pm
I'll read it after work this afternoon.
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03/20/2006 11:06 pm
I read some of it.. like 1/3rd.. it's kinda hard to follow.. but I'll try and read the rest sometime.
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03/20/2006 11:16 pm
Originally Posted by: HammurabiI'll read it after work this afternoon.

Yeah? Well, I read it at work. Talk about a way to pass the time.
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03/21/2006 12:29 am
Originally Posted by: earthman buck Have any of you folks ever read a short story called "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" by Harlan Ellison?


I've just been to have a quick look. "The chill, oily breeze that blew eternally through the main cavern" and that's only for openers. I'm not usually a horror story fan, but if its as good as you say, I'll print it out and take it to work with me.
Talking of reading matter, there's a very long (20-odd pages) feature on Bob Dylan, from early days to present, in this months 'Q' Magazine. Even if not a fan, its a good read, if only to 'get the knowledge'. That, plus a very funny Paul Weller interview and an in-depth analysis of the subjects in the famous 'Quarrymen' (Lennon) Chuch fete photograph, means it's £3.80 well spent this month. The only downer being a page devoted to 'Mr Pretentious' himself, Chris Martin and his opinions on Dylan's work.

btw. I quite fancy 'Dylan' for a name, if the new baby's a boy. Best see what the missus says! ;)
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03/21/2006 12:31 am
Originally Posted by: jiujitsu_jesusI've only read about half of it so far - I might read the rest this afternoon - but yeah, it's already scaring the hell out of me! Very Blade Runner :cool:.


Blade Runner. Now that was a good film.
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03/21/2006 12:33 am
Originally Posted by: GaddyBlade Runner. Now that was a good film.

Damn right.
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03/21/2006 3:35 am
We had to read "The Sniper" like every year in school from grade 7 to grade 10. We also had to read a story called "Lather, and Nothing Else" by Hernando Tellez. I can't find a link, but I still recommend it. I hated it when we had to read it in school, but looking back on it, it was pretty good.

This one I read last night made me grin. It was "The Lottery" by Shirley Jackson. I knew exactly what the ending was gonna be from about two paragraphs in, but that's because I have a very morbid mind. Maybe you normal folks will like it.

The Lottery
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03/21/2006 5:12 am
If you like morbid stories...

I can't find it on the web, and I don't have the time to type it up just now, but track down a story called "Deathwatch" by Norman Spinrad. Brilliant - in a tragic and depressing sort of way.
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