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Jolly McJollyson
Chick Magnet
Joined: 09/07/03
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Jolly McJollyson
Chick Magnet
Joined: 09/07/03
Posts: 5,457
03/20/2006 10:44 am
Originally Posted by: earthman buckGet Jolly to write one for her.

Haha, why do I always have to write the songs?

Ok ok...

Steady eighth note rhythm. E5 power chord and the 7th fret on the A string... Then to D after half a measure, down to C for the entire second measure except the last beat where it returns to D. Lather, rinse and repeat. Yes, I do realize it's basically the same as "All Along the Watchtower," "Freebird," "Keep on Rockin' in the Free World," and "Stairway to Heaven," but it's tried and true, so deal.

Heh, I was TOTALLY listening to "Atomic Punk" and "The One" off of Van Halen One when I wrote this, and it definitely shows in the melody...

(Generic VanHalen/Guns N' Roses Scream)
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Super heroine...Sheeee's a Superheroine
Yes, a super HERO! On heroin!
(tapping guitar lick) OHH YEAAAAH!

It's the chick on lyrical damage control
Ride the Tiger! Rock and Roll!
You know...That you're gettin' higher!

Every villain as they amble on down the street
Totin' ray gun superweapons packin' heat
They burn...In the lyrical FIRE!

Ohhhhh!
You know you can't stop her
Oh Noooo
And nobody can top her
Oh yeaaahhhh
And the power is risin'
Look out!
Rabbi's circumsizin'

She's a Super heroine...Sheeee's a Superheroine
Yes, a super HERO! On heroin!
(tapping guitar lick) OHH YEAAAAH!

From the sea was wrought a mighty power
Kickin' out the jams hour after hour
And Cower...All you villains, in fear!

She's a lyrical master of ages past
present and future her power lasts
Avast...Now your time is near!

Ohhhhh
She's comin' to get you
Ohh nooo
These prison clothes fit you
Ohh yeaaahhh
And your weapons are useless
Look Out!
The crime life is foolish!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...