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jiujitsu_jesus
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jiujitsu_jesus
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03/15/2006 6:57 am
"How To Make Amusing Comments, Witty Retorts and Side-Splitting Jokes" by jiujitsu_jesus (another title longer than the book)

"How To Avoid Embarrassing Yourself" by jiujitsu_jesus

"The Fundamentals of Common Sense" by jiujitsu_jesus

"Sensitivity for Dummies" by jiujitsu_jesus

"When to Shut Up About Yourself" by jiujitsu_jesus

I think I've got the monopoly on short books (except for "Everyman's Pronunciation Guide" by ericthecableguy ;) )

And the longest book ever written...

"Writing Succinctly" by Ponyone (with a long, articulate, broccoli-themed introduction by Jolly McJollyson)
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong

If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

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