"How to start a thread about my personal life without it springing into a massive religious debate" -By 6strngs2Hmbkrs (the title would be longer than the contents)

"Hunting Expeditions" -By Quickfingers (yes I havent forgot the thread that got you your one month suspenion)

I seem to be drawing a blank right now, but Im sure you guys can come up with some good ones.