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jiujitsu_jesus
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jiujitsu_jesus
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03/16/2006 7:16 am
This one's dreadful:

"If you were a car door, I'd slam you all night long."

And this is even worse:

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I could make your bed rock."
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong

If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

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