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Sorry, I stopped reading after "Posted by Jolly McJollyson". Did I miss something?
... and that's all I have to say about that.
[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]
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[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]
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Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanSorry, I stopped reading after "Posted by Jolly McJollyson". Did I miss something?
I doubt it. I really, really doubt it.
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanSorry, I stopped reading after "Posted by Jolly McJollyson". Did I miss something?
If you want to see English manipulated in some of the finest manners, then you're missing out. If you want anything else, then I don't know what to tell you.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsIf you want to see English manipulated in some of the finest manners, then you're missing out. If you want anything else, then I don't know what to tell you.
If you're being serious, you have no idea how much I appreciate that.
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Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonIf you're being serious, you have no idea how much I appreciate that.
About what part? The use of English? Or the fact that it was such a use of English to tell us absolutely nothing?
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsAbout what part? The use of English? Or the fact that it was such a use of English to tell us absolutely nothing?
The use of English. Telling you absolutely nothing is the humorous part.
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Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonThe use of English. Telling you absolutely nothing is the humorous part.
Well, rest assured I wasn't joking. It was a level of English I only wish I had.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsWell, rest assured I wasn't joking. It was a level of English I only wish I had.
Well then weeee!
Try reading some James Joyce, seriously. Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man and Ulysses are the best, in my opinion. Like, if you want to see someone who can do what I just did with the language times, I dunno, about a million, he's the guy to look at. Amazing word choice, his writing is poetry in prose form.
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Originally Posted by: PonyOneJames Joyce is awesome...
You could also brush up on your Shakespeare and Bacon if you want to be really hardcore about it.
Yeah, also Byron and Keats.
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