Happy Schmange Day!!!


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03/03/2006 3:18 pm
Whatthe hell is Schmange day? Happy Schmange day anyway!
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03/03/2006 3:41 pm
And the epic saga of Schmange Day continues. Cheers to you all.
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03/03/2006 3:44 pm
Can someone explain the theory at least behind this day????

I would like to know what I'm supposed to be celebrating....

Happy Schmange Day.
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03/03/2006 4:38 pm
its the first friday of every month i think.
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03/03/2006 4:44 pm
So are we just celebrating the first weekend of a month? That's it? I was hoping for a story to go with it or something...

If there is no story, somebody make something up....
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03/03/2006 4:44 pm
There's supposed to be a lot of beer and girls if memory serves me correctly, but a lot of good that does me as I'm single and don't drink.
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03/03/2006 4:46 pm
it is quite stupid holiday but still, Happy schmange day!!
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03/03/2006 5:45 pm
Originally Posted by: Tonja_ReneeSo are we just celebrating the first weekend of a month? That's it? I was hoping for a story to go with it or something...

If there is no story, somebody make something up....

Schmange Day commemorates the day the mighty hero Schmange saved us all from the dragon which threatened the very existence of GT. Maurice, I think his name was.

Happy Schmange day!
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03/03/2006 6:17 pm
Originally Posted by: arska007it is quite stupid holiday but still, Happy schmange day!!

How dare you talk about Schmange Day like that!!! :mad: It is an honored GT tradition to celebrate on the first Friday of every month. This great celebration should consist of the consumption of large quantities of alcohol, lots and lots of loud music, more of the opposite sex than one can handle, and numerouse other "party favors" ;)

It is fairly common to wake up the day after Schmange day, only to find that you do not remember what you did the night before, along with having the feeling that you really don't want to know what all you did the night before.

The true story behind Schmange day has been kept a secret for many years, only known by the eldest and most wise members of GT. There have been many rumors floating around about Schmange day, but they are all just that... rumors. Those who do know it's true background have been sworn to secrecy, and have had a curse bestowed upon them. Which will cause them to lose all ability to play any stringed instrument, should they reveal this sacred past of GT.

With that being said, it is most important for all GT members to set aside some time to celebrate Schmange Day. Failure to do so may cause an imbalance in the melody that holds GT together. So, for the sake of GT......

HAPPY SCHMANGE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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03/03/2006 8:50 pm
I'm pretty sure I have my Ipod calendar setup for schmange day untill it dies. Haha, Happy Schmange Day!


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I forgot the best one :
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03/04/2006 9:54 am
Technically Schmange day has been over for about four hours now, but happy Schmange day none the less. I guess I sort of celebrated. I ate a lot of greasy garbage that I already regret. Oh well, it's for a good cause.
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