Originally Posted by: PonyOneand thus the only explaination is that some guy blipped us into existence for lack of anything better to do, realized that man was lonely and so he removed one of his ribs and turned it into a woman. And more specifically, we should follow a man who we know for a fact (because a book that was written by many people based on accounts that were passed down via word of mouth for a few generations told us so) walked on water, made blind people able to see again, rose from the dead and ascended to heaven thus leaving no earthly remains because he was immaculately concieved (into a filthy, filthy woman!!! damn, why couldn't he put Jesus into a man? that would have been MORE amazing!) and free from sin... because the book tells us it's true and so it is!