To the tune of strangers in the night
I have mac and cheese!
It's macaroni
And it's also cheese!
With macaroni
And I've got a bowl
I'll finish before claaaass
Oh my god it's great
it's so delicious
easy mac is grand
though not nutritious
Shove in my pie-hole
And now it's time for class
Hmm
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# 2
I thoiught this was gonna be another one of iiholly's hmmm threads.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 3
this life ive had
of all thats sad
and all ive done
a new disgust has had to come
then came embrace
his mind in dream
a memory to erase
this vile distaste
the national anthem
while i sleep in bed
the horny phantom
a rush of blood to the head
the pole ignites
the pole inflates
yet he presses on
with full dictate
inflation conjured
with oblivion
the pole matures
the gates have opened
unintentional
its emotional
the moment is unfavourable
the joys of erection
the downs in secretion
this soul is deep
in stark dejection
his deepest contrition
for what had happened
he cannot fathom
that incident
the pole ignited
a stem of steel
for now he hides
this sausage veal
this life ive had
this **** is bad
and from what ive done
thank god it did not come
of all thats sad
and all ive done
a new disgust has had to come
then came embrace
his mind in dream
a memory to erase
this vile distaste
the national anthem
while i sleep in bed
the horny phantom
a rush of blood to the head
the pole ignites
the pole inflates
yet he presses on
with full dictate
inflation conjured
with oblivion
the pole matures
the gates have opened
unintentional
its emotional
the moment is unfavourable
the joys of erection
the downs in secretion
this soul is deep
in stark dejection
his deepest contrition
for what had happened
he cannot fathom
that incident
the pole ignited
a stem of steel
for now he hides
this sausage veal
this life ive had
this **** is bad
and from what ive done
thank god it did not come
[FONT=Impact]grooviest tunes ever [/FONT]
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Originally Posted by: jeffhxthis life ive had
of all thats sad
and all ive done
a new disgust has had to come
then came embrace
his mind in dream
a memory to erase
this vile distaste
the national anthem
while i sleep in bed
the horny phantom
a rush of blood to the head
the pole ignites
the pole inflates
yet he presses on
with full dictate
inflation conjured
with oblivion
the pole matures
the gates have opened
unintentional
its emotional
the moment is unfavourable
the joys of erection
the downs in secretion
this soul is deep
in stark dejection
his deepest contrition
for what had happened
he cannot fathom
that incident
the pole ignited
a stem of steel
for now he hides
this sausage veal
this life ive had
this **** is bad
and from what ive done
thank god it did not come
Is that about what I think its about????? :eek: :D
Or do I just have a filthy mind..... :o
Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.
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yea an embarassing moment i had with a female friend while we were in bed
i swear to never sleep with another female friend again.. worst part is we were like 'brothers'... and i HAD to write abt it
i swear to never sleep with another female friend again.. worst part is we were like 'brothers'... and i HAD to write abt it
[FONT=Impact]grooviest tunes ever [/FONT]
# 6
It definately was an interesting read.... :p
I was worried I was getting more out of it than I was supposed to. ;)
I was worried I was getting more out of it than I was supposed to. ;)
Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.
# 7
uuuhhhuuuhh...you said "pole".....
"Dammit Jim!! I'm a guitarist not a roadie...so haul my gear"
# 8
Originally Posted by: jeffhxthis life ive had
of all thats sad
and all ive done
a new disgust has had to come
then came embrace
his mind in dream
a memory to erase
this vile distaste
the national anthem
while i sleep in bed
the horny phantom
a rush of blood to the head
the pole ignites
the pole inflates
yet he presses on
with full dictate
inflation conjured
with oblivion
the pole matures
the gates have opened
unintentional
its emotional
the moment is unfavourable
the joys of erection
the downs in secretion
this soul is deep
in stark dejection
his deepest contrition
for what had happened
he cannot fathom
that incident
the pole ignited
a stem of steel
for now he hides
this sausage veal
this life ive had
this **** is bad
and from what ive done
thank god it did not come
Never, never record that. ;)
# 9
at the top you will find the worst song ever penned by Jolly McJollyson...although I guess its more of a snacktime jingle.
[FONT=Century Gothic]Hope is when we feel the pain that makes us try again[/FONT]
# 10
Originally Posted by: Andrew Saat the top you will find the worst song ever penned by Jolly McJollyson...although I guess its more of a snacktime jingle.
I didn't pen the song, it's freakin' strangers in the night, it even says it!
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Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonTo the tune of strangers in the night
I have mac and cheese!
It's macaroni
And it's also cheese!
With macaroni
And I've got a bowl
I'll finish before claaaass
Oh my god it's great
it's so delicious
easy mac is grand
though not nutritious
Shove in my pie-hole
And now it's time for class
Ok, this is beyond creepy. I seriously am sitting here with a bowl of KD, and I open this thread entitled "hmm", and this is what I find! :eek:
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
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