This is really funny.. unless you're him...
[SINGAPORE] - A teenage guitarist got so carried away while bouncing up and down on his bed mimicking a rock star that he catapulted out of a third-floor window to his death, a Singapore newspaper reported yesterday.
Teen rocks to his death
# 1
The only thing that would make that kind of death cooler is if it was made into a music video. What better way can you go? Rocking yourself to death... I have a new goal in life.
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# 2
that's how I want to die
just not for another 60 years or so..
just not for another 60 years or so..
# 3
That's horrible... would've been kinda funny to watch, though...
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
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# 4
I wonder if he was actually holding a guitar or not.
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# 5
Hahahaha, yeah, that sounds like teenagers these days.
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
# 6
Man, I hope that's the way I go. The only thing that'd make that cooler would be if he played a kickass solo all the way down.
# 7
You know, that sounds like a line from an awful metal song. "Rock yourself to death, in this cradle of pain" or something.
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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# 9
That's number three...what's the first two? Fat kids falling down is in there somewhere...
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
# 10
here is a true gruesome one.......guy on roof gets to the edge to jump the one story to the ground.....facing forward feet first he jumps but does not reach the ground because of the old fridge under the eave with it's old time metal pull handle that looks like a walrus tusk sticking up(inverted)you may know the kind.......that's right!!!! it went up his booty so there he was dangling in pain til his brothers helped him off it -----thirty some odd stitches:eek: i went to high school and knew his brother and the guy told me .....i cringed
"Dammit Jim!! I'm a guitarist not a roadie...so haul my gear"
# 11
The Cheney hunting video!! , I find this to be one of the funniest videos I've seen in the past few months.
"During this line, the kid acted like he was pushing buttons on a calculator in the air. The kid played ******* air-calculator!"
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# 12
reminds me of the story about the three little monkeys. No more monkeys jumping on the bed. :D
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# 14
How do they know that was what he was doing - were there any witnesses... Or was he just found on the ground with his guitar in hand....
I couldn't imagine watching that in person - I don't know what I would do - Cry or LMAO....
I couldn't imagine watching that in person - I don't know what I would do - Cry or LMAO....
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# 15
Originally Posted by: Tonja_ReneeI don't know what I would do - Cry or LMAO....
or both.... :p
# 16
Originally Posted by: Tonja_ReneeHow do they know that was what he was doing - were there any witnesses... Or was he just found on the ground with his guitar in hand....
I couldn't imagine watching that in person - I don't know what I would do - Cry or LMAO....
Laugh so hard that you cry?
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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# 18
I don't know - when I picture someone jumping on their bed so hard that they projectiile out the window.....lol
My bed is not that bouncy - well I haven't jumped on my bed lately - at least not pretending to be a Rock Star anyways.
And how big would that window have to be, to clear right through it without hitting the sides.. Maybe he did, but its funnier to picture if he didn't....
My bed is not that bouncy - well I haven't jumped on my bed lately - at least not pretending to be a Rock Star anyways.
And how big would that window have to be, to clear right through it without hitting the sides.. Maybe he did, but its funnier to picture if he didn't....
Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.
# 19
i have a loft bed. its about 3 feet from the ceiling. so i dont have to worry about that.
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