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Cryptic Excretions
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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
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Posts: 3,055
02/16/2006 7:51 pm
In addition... Goths aren't any better. Ok, you're fascinated with Tim Burton. We get it. Go away.

This reminds me of an event that happened at the last show I played at. There was a conversation between myself a bandmate. It went like this.

Tim: Dude, I don't mean to sound like a dick, but the girls here aren't very good looking.
Me: That's because they're guys.
Tim: Are you serious?
Me: Yeah, just look at them. They're dudes dressed in skirts and nylons.
Tim: Holy ****! You're right.
Me: Told you.
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