New Dad-peeve:

How he tries to explain things I already know to me.

Today he was talking about poker chip for some reason, and I couldn't quite hear what he was talking about, so I said "What?"

He said "A poker chip." When I nodded and said "Ah," he decided to go ahead and tell me what a poker chip is and how it works. I was like, "Frick man, I know how a goddamn poker chip works. It's really not that difficult a concept."

He kept going.



One of these days I'm gonna take 'im out back and finish 'im off.