Also:
-Slow drivers
-Slow Walkers
-Downloading mp3s that go BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP in the middle of the song... or go all crazy all the sudden and almost blow your speakers.
-People that don't leave voicemails when they call me... If you want me to call you back... leave a voicemail... otherwise, I'll assume that your phone call served no purpose
-People that call me back before they check their voicemail... I hate that.
-People that don't know how to bong a beer correctly and waste perfectly good beer...
-People that don't know how to take shots... When I take a Jaeger Bomb (or otherwise) I expect whoever is next to me to be able to take it without setting the glass down and gasping for air until they finish the second half...
-Emails that try to get me to buy penis enlargement pills... Whoever actually buys those from their email account should also start getting "Kill yourself now" junk mail... maybe that one would work too...
-Getting friend requests from webcam girls on MySpace... Doing webcams is basically just for girls that are too lazy to be actual prostitutes... Pathetic attempts at attention...
-When you go to a concert and the go behind you can't sing the words in key...
-When you go to a concert and the guy beside you insists on playing air guitar the entire show... "Dude... you can't play guitar... I can tell becuase your holding your hands all wrong... He's playing a G... you're obviously making a D... with a little trill... there's not trill..."
I could go on...I'll save it for later though...