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the official valentine's poll!
Every valentines day my wife goes to the fish market and gets couple of good ol New England Lobsters, steamers and Baked Stuffed Scrod. ( For you guys that don't know our lobsters over here have big front claws and they are good....) I don't know if she thinks of the old saying a way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Or is it I know how to get to the bastards heart, I'll do it with cholesterol.....
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I hate V-day it sucks, and its crappy, and its a waste of time and money, and I dont have a date, and I even popped a Valentine balloon sticking out of someone's locker today because I don't like seeing them.
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# 22
you left out the "i dont care one way or the other" option.
# 23
Originally Posted by: sailorjim... and Baked Stuffed Scrod. .....
That reminds me of a joke that ends: "I've never heard that question tensed in the pluperfect past!"
:D
# 24
I'm married so I'm covered for Valentine's Day. I lived in Ohio for a few years and you get hit twice a year for it there. They have a second Valentine's Day but it's called Sweetest Day. It's a holiday made up by the greeting card companies supposedly. The first time I heard about it I thought it was a joke.
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# 25
I never did get my date.. oh well.. I went bowling and all three games were above my average. so I'm happy. the girl I was supposed to go out with had a ton of homework to do, but we may go hang out tomorrow.. and I'm planning on asking her out officially (we've been unofficially going out for a few weeks) tomorrow. so.. yay me!
# 26
Originally Posted by: bigbudaI'm married so I'm covered for Valentine's Day. I lived in Ohio for a few years and you get hit twice a year for it there. They have a second Valentine's Day but it's called Sweetest Day. It's a holiday made up by the greeting card companies supposedly. The first time I heard about it I thought it was a joke.
Ah yes. Sweetest day. I live in Ohio and I'm familiar with the stupid day. It was originally started during the depression and was based around giving the homeless and others who were going through a hard time gifts. Nowadays it's Valentine's Day II. There are a couple other states around here that celebrate it too, but you can count them on one hand.
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Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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Originally Posted by: bigbudaThey have a second Valentine's Day but it's called Sweetest Day. It's a holiday made up by the greeting card companies supposedly. The first time I heard about it I thought it was a joke.
my geometry teacher told me about that..... thank god it never caught on.
# 29
never heard of sweetest day... but it sounds pretty lame.
# 30
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsnever heard of sweetest day... but it sounds pretty lame.
I didn't even know it existed until towards the end of high school.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 31
LMFAO! I love that pic. It makes me want to duel.........DRAW! :D
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# 32
ok.. that pic was funny the first time.. and the second time.. and the third time.. and consequently everytime after that.. it's still funny. so.. to that I say
LMAO!
LMAO!
# 33
Originally Posted by: bigbudaLMFAO! I love that pic. It makes me want to duel.........DRAW! :D
....BANG!!!
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 34
Now this is more like it! Instead of Valentie's Day, why not have a day to shoot people and steal jokes? We could call it "Valentine's Day Can Go To Hell Day".
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
# 35
Originally Posted by: acapella rapemeNow this is more like it! Instead of Valentie's Day, why not have a day to shoot people and steal jokes? We could call it "Valentine's Day Can Go To Hell Day".
Isn't that what Valentine's Day was in the first place?
# 36
now that was the idea that i liked,because im one of the peoples who HATE valentines day, probably because i have never had a girl friend, and at my school there is always at valentines ,a hugh day, and then i a always have to put up with over exited girls who think that this is really fun and everyone likes it and we are so funny and beautiful and everyone is our friends. :mad: they all could just go away and leave me alone because everytme they come smiling, (they probably cant stop it, maybe grug's?) i would just want to grab them and them shake them jelling that can't stop smiling and try thinking!! but that is impossible because they are so ****ing stupid .......(i leave the next word to your imagines so that everyone can try to guess what i was going to say because that was a wery naughty word what i was thinking and it would be wasted because the sensur takes it off. :p )
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# 37
Originally Posted by: arska007they all could just go away and leave me alone because everytme they come smiling, (they probably cant stop it, maybe grug's?)
Those grugs. Always smiling.
# 38
[QUOTE=arska007]now that was the idea that i liked,because im one of the peoples who HATE valentines day, probably because i have never had a girl friend, and at my school there is always at valentines ,a hugh day, and then i a always have to put up with over exited girls who think that this is really fun and everyone likes it and we are so funny and beautiful and everyone is our friends. :mad: they all could just go away and leave me alone because everytme they come smiling, (they probably cant stop it, maybe grug's?) i would just want to grab them and them shake them jelling that can't stop smiling and try thinking!! but that is impossible because they are so ****ing stupid .......(i leave the next word to your imagines so that everyone can try to guess what i was going to say because that was a wery naughty word what i was thinking and it would be wasted because the sensur takes it off. :p )[/QUOT]
I hear you, man. If I wasn't so straight, I'd turn gay.
I hear you, man. If I wasn't so straight, I'd turn gay.
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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