Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?
Took him four hours to get the drummer out.
How do you know it's a drummer at you door?
He doesn't know hen to come in and the knocking gets faster and faster.
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What's the difference between a chiropidist (spelling) and Ginger Baker?
A chiropidist bucks up your feet.
There's a funny one about Yngwie, but it's a bit long winded so I'll save it for later.
Don't worry too much about me, ignore me long enough and I'll go away.
