Originally Posted by: PonyOnethe last time someone turned and told me to shut up in a theatre, i was like "okay" and then when they turned back around, i kicked them in the back of the head as hard as i could. and when her boyfriend got up i just blew smoke at him and flicked my ashes in his general direction... she was all like "uuuuhhhhhhh noooooo... my head.... ringing.... gooooo" and he was all frantic and screaming, like "oh my god she's having a seezer" or some crap like that... i just laughed hysterically and then i pulled a dress out of my bag. threw it to the guy and was like "put this on..." he was like "huh" and i was like "well, you gonna act like a bitch, may as well dress like one" and he was like "someone call 911 this guy's psycho" so i just belched at him and then sucker punched him till he fell on the floor crying, and i was like "YEAH! I'M THE MANLIEST!" and then i peed on the both of them and drove back home in my Camaro.

true story.