I'm back with the booze. I decided to grab some Sam Adams' Winter Lager. I probably would have grabbed something else except that the place I went had an unbelievably meager selection and I only now realized I don't now how to get the metal caps off.

A funny thing happened walking back to my dorm just now. I was walking along minding my own business carrying the beer in an opaque bag when this black girl (to avoid using my usual 'racist' and 'sexist' way of describing people) glared at me and audibly muttered "you're drunk". I am/was not and have never been drunk, but given the fact that I was carrying booze with the intent of becoming drunk the irony was quite rich.