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02/03/2006 11:58 pm
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsdenied, but have some projectile vomit instead

I wish I didn't have to install the latest version of itunes just to get my ipod to work.. or (this is a two-part wish) that the latest version of itunes would install faster :mad:

Granted if you pay more money for a faster ISP.

I wish I was watching one of the classic mummy movies right now.
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02/03/2006 11:59 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsGranted if you pay more money for a faster ISP.

I wish I was watching one of the classic mummy movies right now.

Granted because you just happen to rule more than anyone else on the face of the planet you ravishing stud you. Now get your ass over on the couch and watch your damned movie before I change my mind.

I wish I had a life... sometimes.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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02/04/2006 6:02 am
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsGranted because you just happen to rule more than anyone else on the face of the planet you ravishing stud you. Now get your ass over on the couch and watch your damned movie before I change my mind.

I wish I had a life... sometimes.


Denied, you will sit at your computer and post just like the rest of us.

I wish I had magical harmonic powers
I am a constant evolving music machine. Oh Man, I just forgot what I was playing. Oh well, on to the next song. :rolleyes:
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02/04/2006 6:39 pm
Instead I will give you a magic harmonica.

I wish I was George Harrison.
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02/05/2006 3:21 am
Granted, you're now dead too. (Because all the good ones are dead, you know?)

I wish my computer mouse was a real mouse.
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02/05/2006 6:21 am
Originally Posted by: CW14Granted... it runs around your house *****ing everywhere, then begins to multiply so you now have a mouse infestation.

I wish there was one store in this whole damn city that had Blackwater Park in stock.


Denied, if you want it you have to order it. That's the motto here anyway.


I wish I was king midas for a day.
I am a constant evolving music machine. Oh Man, I just forgot what I was playing. Oh well, on to the next song. :rolleyes:
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02/05/2006 5:33 pm
Originally Posted by: AkiraGranted, you now look like this guy:



I wish I could teleport.



Granted, teleport away!


I wish for a cheeseburger.
I am a constant evolving music machine. Oh Man, I just forgot what I was playing. Oh well, on to the next song. :rolleyes:
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02/05/2006 7:26 pm
Denied, you could stand to lose a few.

I wish I was asleep.
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02/06/2006 4:44 am
Originally Posted by: earthman buckDenied, you could stand to lose a few.

I wish I was asleep.

you are getting very sleepy.. I'm going to count backwards from 7 and then snap my fingers. and when I snap my fingers, you will never sleep again. 7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0...*snap*

I wish I could really hypnotize people
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02/06/2006 5:11 pm
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsYou are getting very sleepy.. I'm going to count backwards from 7 and then snap my fingers. and when I snap my fingers, you will never sleep again. 7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0...*snap*

I wish I could really hypnotize people


Granted, I am getting very sleepy.. 6strngs_2hmbkrs is going to count backwards from 7 and then 6strngs_2hmbkrs' will snap his fingers. and when 6strngs_2hmbkrs snaps his fingers, I will never sleep again. 7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0...*snap*

I wish the radio station didn't say the busses were cancelled, cause they really aren't, and I'm missing band practise today!! :mad:
For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
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02/06/2006 7:47 pm
Originally Posted by: ericthecableguyI wish the radio station didn't say the busses were cancelled, cause they really aren't, and I'm missing band practise today!!


Granted. The radio station never said buses were cancelled. Throngs of children rush out into the streets, turning a blind eye to the approaching metal behemoths. 76 children are harmed overall. One of these is you. You wind up in a coma for 17 weeks, missing many, many band practices. The other 75 children die while in intensive care. I hope you're happy.

I wish someone would give me some credit for writing all that.
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02/06/2006 8:07 pm
Originally Posted by: earthman buckGranted. The radio station never said buses were cancelled. Throngs of children rush out into the streets, turning a blind eye to the approaching metal behemoths. 76 children are harmed overall. One of these is you. You wind up in a coma for 17 weeks, missing many, many band practices. The other 75 children die while in intensive care. I hope you're happy.

I wish someone would give me some credit for writing all that.

no cigar, too long to read

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Later in the evening
As you lie awake in bed
With the echoes from the amplifiers
Ringing in your head
You smoke the day's last cigarette
Rememb'rin' what she said
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI'm a super hero. It's what I do.
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Cryptic Excretions
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02/06/2006 9:12 pm
Originally Posted by: 16andlifetogono cigar, too long to read

i wish for a new amp...

Denied. Someone else already got the amp wish and now we're out of stock.

I wish reality was cooler like in Final Fantasy or Castlevania or Resident Evil or even metroid.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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02/06/2006 10:23 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI wish reality was cooler like in Final Fantasy or Castlevania or Resident Evil or even metroid.[/QUOTE]
you mean like this?

[quote=Akira]I wish I was better at string skipping.

granted, now when you go to hit a string, you skip them all.. so you can not even play a single note anymore

I wish my car was faster.. it's already fast.. but you can never have too much speed, right?
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Cryptic Excretions
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02/06/2006 11:00 pm
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsyou mean like this?[/QUOTE]
Woe is me.... some people get all the fun.


[QUOTE=6strngs_2hmbkrs]
I wish my car was faster.. it's already fast.. but you can never have too much speed, right?

Granted. Your car now drives like Marcus Paus plays guitar.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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02/07/2006 4:34 pm
Ahhh....very clever, Cryptic. You didn't make a wish, now the thread is dead at last. You martyr, you.
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Cryptic Excretions
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02/07/2006 4:44 pm
Originally Posted by: earthman buckAhhh....very clever, Cryptic. You didn't make a wish, now the thread is dead at last. You martyr, you.

Oh... uh.. whoops..?

I wish I remembered to make a wish earlier..?
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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02/07/2006 4:46 pm
Damn it. And so it begins once again.

Granted........but grudgingly.

I wish I was made of jellybeans.
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02/07/2006 4:47 pm
Denied. You will retain your place as Hairy Forest.

I wish I went to an all-girl school.
You go outside and practice screaming. We'll play music while you're gone.
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02/07/2006 4:49 pm
Denied, because you called me names.

I wish I went to an all-girl school. Only I'm still a guy........and all the girls are hot. And lonesome. And into polygamy.
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