When I was getting ready to deploy to Iraq, we were working insane hours. I got home at around 10pm. Knowing that I had to be up and in formation at 4am I ate showered and crawled into bed around 11:30pm. It seems that as soon as I fell asleep the alarm went off. I got up took a shower got in my uniform and got ready to walk out the door. That's when I noticed my kids were allready up!?! I asked my oldest son why he was up so early, and he looked at me like I was stoned. He said "Dad, it's only midnight." I started looking at the clocks around the house and my watch all of them said 12:00. Then my wonderfull wife comes downstairs grinning. She thought it would be funny to wait untill I went to sleep, and advance our alarm clock a few hours. A joke that my First Seargent had told her about. (His wife did it to him) I wanted to kill her, but she made it up to me ;)
She touched my pepe Steve
Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
- George Jackson