-Devious
-Twisted
-Black-hearted
-Arrogant
-Catholic (hence the above four)
-Very short (hence the above five)
-Hopelessly lazy
-Communist (until we manage to vote our tyrannical PM out, at least)
-Addicted to the guitar and to music in general
I AM NOT:
-A bible-bashing wowser, despite the fact that my online alias contains the name, "Jesus"
-A jiujitsu master
-Faintly amusing
-Remotely threatening
-Particularly interesting
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
