Something for the FBI to do.

The phone rings at FBI headquarters.

"Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at the neighbors and leave.

The phone rings at the neighbors house. Hey, Clifford, did the FBI come?"

"Yep."

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."

LMFAO!!!! :D

wouldnt they take the firewood to their labs and test for marijuanna?

LOL! that's great! so true too. :D

Originally Posted by: purewouldnt they take the firewood to their labs and test for marijuanna?

Only if they're stupid. Much easier and less expensive to chop the wood.

The FBI has actually been known to do small jobs like that. When women were first in the FBI some of them got stuck doing un-FBIish stuff like babysitting for other agents' friends.