picture an ibanez jem.

-1. remove that ugly handle
-2. change the body to crimson silk top maple
-3. all hardware is made of pure gold, not gold colored
-4. dark rosewood fretboard
-5. gold frets
-6. now about the pickguard... well im not big on the whole over-sized pick guard cause i never really hit the guitar body between the strings or anything so the pick-guard will be a gibson les paul-like pick guard.
-7. the inlays will be ivory-colored vine inlays, but with spikes on the vine and 1 leaf on the 1, 5, 7, 9, 15, 17, 19 ... and 2 leafs on the 12th and 24th fret.
-8. it MUST have upper fret access. i refuse to play a guitar without upper fret access.
-9. i want the evo pickups like on vai's "evo" nicknamed jem.
-10. i want it to be evo humbucker on neck, single on middle, evo humbucker on bridge.
-11. like a true jem, i want floys rose trem and nut
-12. put the handle back on.
-13. make it $200

and thats my guitar.