sorry for my clumsy english :rolleyes:
Ahoy Everybody!
Ahoy Everybody! Happy new guitar year!!! I'm sorry Where are you(all) from(stupid quastion, i know :o ) i'm russin guitar-manic, & my english is very bad, but we are guitarplayers(i hope), and i hope, that language barrier is don't megaproblem for our ...forget this word :( ...aaaaeeeiq community...
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Hellu und velcume-a tu Gooeeter Treecks. Ve'fe-a gut peuple-a here-a frum ell oofer zee vurld su yuoO'll feel reeght et hume-a. Be-a cereffool ooff Jully thuoogh. He's a reel veurdu.
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Welcome, Mr. Guitar! :)
Don't mind schmange, he's a brilliant guitar player. Just a bit strange to talk to, sometimes.
Don't mind schmange, he's a brilliant guitar player. Just a bit strange to talk to, sometimes.
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> Don't mind schmange, he's a brilliant guitar player. Just a bit strange
> to talk to, sometimes.
Nah.. I'm normal. It's everybody else in the world who's strange.
> to talk to, sometimes.
Nah.. I'm normal. It's everybody else in the world who's strange.
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Originally Posted by: LordathestringsDon't mind schmange, he's a brilliant guitar player. Just a bit strange to talk to, sometimes.
I don't know if it's necessarily that he's strange, more so that he has a unique story for every occasion.
Anyway, salutations mortal being.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 5
ahh russia.. there's this girl I work with who is russian, her name is ksenia! lol, it's an awesome name IMO, pronounced kuh-sen-ya. she's pretty hot too.. lol
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Originally Posted by: schmangeHellu und velcume-a tu Gooeeter Treecks. Ve'fe-a gut peuple-a here-a frum ell oofer zee vurld su yuoO'll feel reeght et hume-a. Be-a cereffool ooff Jully thuoogh. He's a reel veurdu.
I didnt know you speek russin.... :confused:
welcome to guitar tricks!
Later in the evening
As you lie awake in bed
With the echoes from the amplifiers
Ringing in your head
You smoke the day's last cigarette
Rememb'rin' what she said
As you lie awake in bed
With the echoes from the amplifiers
Ringing in your head
You smoke the day's last cigarette
Rememb'rin' what she said
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI'm a super hero. It's what I do.
# 7
Originally Posted by: schmangeBe-a cereffool ooff Jully thuoogh. He's a reel veurdu.
Yeah, you've got me tagged, man. The weirdest thing I do is type like the swedish chef from the Muppets...so odd when I do that...
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Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI don't know if it's necessarily that he's strange, more so that he has a unique story for every occasion.
So just outa curiosity. That's the second time you've made a comment like that about me. Are you just poking a little fun or are you being sarcastic and trying to make me look like an asshole?
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Originally Posted by: schmange
Nah.. I'm normal. It's everybody else in the world who's strange.
It's the normal people who scare me :eek:
Welcome to GT Mr. Guitar! No need to worry about the language thing, we have people from all over the world here. As long as the point gets across, that's all that matters.
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Thanx to all for your hospitable! I really like normal people(% unnormal too) whith humor feel(in russian-chuvstvo yumora)...What about russian girls...yea we have a lot of super hot & sexy girls, and russian people are very lazy, but in critical situations-we are real monsters, mashines and we can do real impossoble things...one of the russion famous poets wrote "umom rass'iu ne ponyat'..." I cant translate it, but it's near that - Don't try to understend the mighty russian soul..." :eek:
sorry for my clumsy english :rolleyes:
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# 12
Originally Posted by: schmangeSo just outa curiosity. That's the second time you've made a comment like that about me. Are you just poking a little fun or are you being sarcastic and trying to make me look like an asshole?
Well, I actually kinda enjoy the stories you have so I'm gonna say it's all in good fun. I didn't think I was coming off as a smart ass so sorry about that.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 13
Ok, groovy.
Just wanted to be sure. It sounded like you were insinuating I was making up fake stories or something & I wanted to clear things up and say that I'm not.
I luv you again.
Hugs and kisses
Just wanted to be sure. It sounded like you were insinuating I was making up fake stories or something & I wanted to clear things up and say that I'm not.
I luv you again.
Hugs and kisses

# 14
Originally Posted by: schmangeOk, groovy.
Just wanted to be sure. It sounded like you were insinuating I was making up fake stories or something & I wanted to clear things up and say that I'm not.
I luv you again.
Hugs and kisses
AAAH, not only have I been hugged, but I've been kissed as well!!! I take it back, I take it all back, just make it stoooooppppp!!!
All kidding aside, all of your stories have received my patented seal of approval.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 15
Originally Posted by: schmangeOk, groovy.
Just wanted to be sure. It sounded like you were insinuating I was making up fake stories or something & I wanted to clear things up and say that I'm not.
I luv you again.
Hugs and kisses
Oh, God, Schmange! Cryptic is an 8-year-old boy! You're going to jail for sure now!
# 16
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonOh, God, Schmange! Cryptic is an 8-year-old boy! Your going to jail for sure now!
Eeww!! There's no way I'd ever be caught with somebody
that old.
# 17
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonYeah, you've got me tagged, man. The weirdest thing I do is type like the swedish chef from the Muppets...so odd when I do that...
i have google set up to show everything in the sweedish chef's language.
okay...my post is done...goodbye.
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Originally Posted by: tehplatypusi have google set up to show everything in the sweedish chef's language.
Hoo dere-a yuoo reep ooffff my idea yuoo scoom boocket! I inseest thet yuoo stup thet immedeeetely oor pey me-a ruyelteees.
Keess my bootthule-a tuu.
# 19
Originally Posted by: schmangeHoo dere-a yuoo reep ooffff my idea yuoo scoom boocket! I inseest thet yuoo stup thet immedeeetely oor pey me-a ruyelteees.
Keess my bootthule-a tuu.
Glubel Prefferences (chunges epply tu ell Google serfeeces)
okay...my post is done...goodbye.
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