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12/14/2005 11:45 pm
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsBehold! the greatest invention since sliced bread... a bread slicer!

Lmao, thats pretty sweet, I could only geuss how much it costs.
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12/14/2005 11:49 pm

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12/16/2005 2:53 am
no, guitar is the best thing ever invented...but wait thats music, so never mind...
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12/16/2005 4:21 am
And we cant forget Philly Cheese Steak Hot Pockets!
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12/16/2005 6:02 am
Originally Posted by: Fenderallthewayno, guitar is the best thing ever invented...but wait thats music, so never mind...

well, it's technically a musical instrument... not music itself... because trust me, it's possible to make some noise that isn't music with a guitar.

emo being a good example.
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12/16/2005 1:34 pm
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrswell, it's technically a musical instrument... not music itself... because trust me, it's possible to make some noise that isn't music with a guitar.

emo being a good example.

A fine argument. Is it qualified to include a source of musical output? Music might not be as great as it is without all the sources of music we have today.
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12/16/2005 11:32 pm
Top ten things better than sliced bread:


10. Music
9. Sex
8. Dryer lint
7. cheez whiz
6. That english guy with the big nose that plays "Mr. Bean" on TV
5. Sex (worth mentioning again)
4. Cushioned toilet seats
3. Guitar tricks.com
2. Jolly McJollyson
1. UN-sliced Bread
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12/16/2005 11:39 pm
Originally Posted by: ^eagle^Top ten things better than sliced bread:


10. Music
9. Sex
8. Dryer lint
7. cheez whiz
6. That english guy with the big nose that plays "Mr. Bean" on TV
5. Sex (worth mentioning again)
4. Cushioned toilet seats
3. Guitar tricks.com
2. Jolly McJolly
1. UN-sliced Bread

kinda in the wrong order.. but I agree whole-heartedly!
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12/17/2005 12:06 am
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrskinda in the wrong order.. but I agree whole-heartedly!



10. Music
9. Sex
8. Dryer lint
7. cheez whiz
6. That english guy with the big nose that plays "Mr. Bean" on TV
5. Sex (worth mentioning again)
4. Cushioned toilet seats
3. Guitar tricks.com
2. Jolly McJollyson
1. UN-sliced Bread

Gee I really didn't think about the order.

HMMMMMMMM!

Well no doubt that sex/sex/music would be one two and three respecttavely. Although som may debate whether music should be 1,2,or 3.

I would definely say that guitartricks and cushioned toilet seats are next.
MR Bean after that. then cheez whiz.

So thaT LEAVES Jolly, dryer lint and unsliced bread.
Y'know. I'm not really sure how to order these. Maybe we should take a poll???
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12/17/2005 2:11 am
Originally Posted by: ^eagle^10. Music
9. Sex
8. Dryer lint
7. cheez whiz
6. That english guy with the big nose that plays "Mr. Bean" on TV
5. Sex (worth mentioning again)
4. Cushioned toilet seats
3. Guitar tricks.com
2. Jolly McJollyson
1. UN-sliced Bread

Gee I really didn't think about the order.

HMMMMMMMM!

Well no doubt that sex/sex/music would be one two and three respecttavely. Although som may debate whether music should be 1,2,or 3.

I would definely say that guitartricks and cushioned toilet seats are next.
MR Bean after that. then cheez whiz.

So thaT LEAVES Jolly, dryer lint and unsliced bread.
Y'know. I'm not really sure how to order these. Maybe we should take a poll???

I dunno... sex isn't really doing a whole lot for me so in my case I don't think it really even gets enough points to be mentioned once on my list.
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12/17/2005 4:29 am
my list:

10. Cushioned toilet seats
9. UN-sliced Bread
8. That english guy with the big nose that plays "Mr. Bean" on TV
7. Jolly McJollyson
6. cheez whiz
5. Guitar tricks.com
4. Sex (worth mentioning again)
3. Music
2. Dryer lint
1. Sex

sorry, but cushioned toilet seats suck... now if we were talking about those japanese toilets that squirt you with water when you're done so you don't have to wipe! those would be number 2 on my list. (pun intended) :p
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12/17/2005 6:07 am
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsmy list:

10. Cushioned toilet seats
9. UN-sliced Bread
8. That english guy with the big nose that plays "Mr. Bean" on TV
7. Jolly McJollyson
6. cheez whiz
5. Guitar tricks.com
4. Sex (worth mentioning again)
3. Music
2. Dryer lint
1. Sex

sorry, but cushioned toilet seats suck... now if we were talking about those japanese toilets that squirt you with water when you're done so you don't have to wipe! those would be number 2 on my list. (pun intended) :p


Im gonna have to disagree with you there. Ive got a padded at my apartment and I go home and sit on our regular one and theres no comparison. My behind has been spoiled. So yeah, padded toilet seats rule.
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12/17/2005 6:25 am
Originally Posted by: stacknyIm gonna have to disagree with you there. Ive got a padded at my apartment and I go home and sit on our regular one and theres no comparison. My behind has been spoiled. So yeah, padded toilet seats rule.

I was just talking to someone tonight who was telling me about how she got stuck in a padded toilet seat.

she was 19 *ahem* *ahem* I mean 21 *ahem* *ahem*... and she was drunk. and so she was throwing up in the toilet, and she pulled the seat up, but since it was padded it came back down while she was throwing up, and somehow got it so she had wedged her arm and head in the toilet seat and was stuck... she was crying for help, and her dad laughed at her and said something like "you got into it, you get yourself out of it"
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12/17/2005 6:32 am
Originally Posted by: PonyOnecool dad :cool:

how the hell do you get your arm and head wedged like that and not just figure out that you stand up??? Damn that must have been a lot of booze.

don't ask me.. I don't think she's the brightest firefly in the jar.. (yeah, I just made that line up.)
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12/17/2005 2:59 pm
Who is retarded enough to get stuck in a toilet seat?! If it was a regular one it wouldve fallen and cracked her in the head and knocked her out.
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12/17/2005 4:28 pm
Wasn't music before sliced bread?

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12/17/2005 5:14 pm
Originally Posted by: stacknyWho is retarded enough to get stuck in a toilet seat?! If it was a regular one it wouldve fallen and cracked her in the head and knocked her out.

she was drunk.. even intelligent people become retarded when they're drunk.
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