my list:

10. Cushioned toilet seats
9. UN-sliced Bread
8. That english guy with the big nose that plays "Mr. Bean" on TV
7. Jolly McJollyson
6. cheez whiz
5. Guitar tricks.com
4. Sex (worth mentioning again)
3. Music
2. Dryer lint
1. Sex

sorry, but cushioned toilet seats suck... now if we were talking about those japanese toilets that squirt you with water when you're done so you don't have to wipe! those would be number 2 on my list. (pun intended) :p