Ode to Tenacious D


Big&Rich
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Big&Rich
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12/07/2005 9:42 pm
This is a funny song I wrote today, too much free time. It's Tenacious D "Tribute" style. Please leave comments, thanks!

In the beginning,
It was written on the scrolls,
The Commandments of Rock, are to rule the world!!!

And it said...
Thou shalt Rock-eth the earth to it's core!
With winds of fire, and tsunami's of guitar madness...crashing the shore!!!
The floods came and the buildings break, the mountains rise..and began to quake!
For they are,...The Commandments of Rock!
(1st solo)

But over the years many men doth stray from the path,
With the creation of Pop.. and the presence of Rap!
And with this there is a mighty CRACK!
The skies came crashing down with the hammer of the gods!

And they punished them for there dirty deeds,
For all music was banished to the seven seas,
With nothing left but yesterday's memories of the force that was rock!

For hundreds of years they suffered,
'till the gods said they're time was up!
Then something came from the sky,
It was a man, he was to lead the way,
for the founding of rock, another day,
he came with this music, called the blues...

The way he played was so inspiring, complete with all of the passion and fire,
It was time....Rock was reborn!!!!
(Solo and fade)
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z0s0_jp
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z0s0_jp
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12/08/2005 5:49 am
fairly sic!! ask Professor McJollyson. he is the resident lyricist. ;)
"Dammit Jim!! I'm a guitarist not a roadie...so haul my gear"
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