Hey, you Canadians out there with TVs, I need you to do something for me. Next time you see a Home Hardware commercial that is advertising a specific product, listen very closely. I have seen two such commercials in which I can clearly hear a cat meowing. At first I thought I was just paranoid, but then I asked my mom if she heard it too, and she DID! I think Home Hardware is at the center of some global cat conspiracy of sorts, but I'm not sure. If you have the time, give it a listen and tell me if you hear it or if I just have some maternally-passed-on hearing disorder.