i already told this one on the tattoo thread but here goes.....a man goes to get his first tattoo at the local parlour. the artist asks what he would like a the man says"i want a $100 bill on my penis." the artist is shocked since it is the man's first tattoo. the artist asks the man for 3 good reasons why he has asked for this strange request for his first tattoo. the man replies "well.....1. i like to play with my money..... 2. i like to see my money grow........3. if my wife wants to blow a hundred bucks she can stay at home and do it!! :D