[font=trebuchet ms]A Scot, an Englishman, and an Irishman are comparing the hospitality and generosity of their favourite pubs. The Scot says "At my local, your fifth drink is always on the house." The Englishman counters with the claim that his preferred publican always chips in for the fourth pint. "Ah, now, 'tis nothin't'all." says the Irishman. "At me fav'rit, ye gits a free drink as soon as ye arrive, and more again after that. And when you've had your fill o' drink, you'll be escorted to a room and the lads'll make sure ye gets laid." Well, the other two weren't having that, and they demanded to know if this had actually happened to him. "Well, to be sure, not meself 'xactly. T'was me sister, y'know."[/font]