A lawyer is driving through town and rolls through a stop sign. Well, he never saw the cop sitting there. So the cop gets behind him and pulls him over. The lawyer thinks to himself, "I know the law better than this cop, I'll be able to get out of this ticket." So the cop comes up to the window and asks for his license and registration. The lawyer says, "No, I'm not giving you my license or registration unless you tell me why you pulled me over." The cop says, "Well sir you didn't stop at the stop sign, you just slowed down." The lawyer says, "So? You tell me the difference between stop and slow down." The cop says, "Sir, step out of the car." The lawyer gets out, and the cop starts bashing him brutally with his nightstick, and the cop says, "You want me to stop or slow down?"